"In fact, we here at The Late Show were able to acquire a copy of Trump's MRI, Colbert said, sharing a mock scan of the president. And it looks it looks perfect. He paused before another graphic appeared, zoomed in on Trump's abdomen: Wait a second, what's that in his stomach? It's the Epstein files! That's where they were! I knew it, Colbert said, riffing on the suspicions the administration and Republican lawmakers were deliberately stalling on their release."
"Quick reminder, he told viewers, people don't just get an MRI. It's usually something you only get when the doctors think something's wrong with you."
"That's like your Airbnb host saying, We had the snake guy come in three times last week, and he never found a snake, so there must not be one."
"Wait a second! Bone abnormalities! If he aced it, that means his bone spurs are gone! Congratulations, Mr. President, you're going to Vietnam!"
Stephen Colbert presented a mock MRI scan to lampoon President Donald Trump's claim of a 'perfect' MRI taken at Walter Reed. Colbert said The Late Show obtained the scan and showed a zoomed image of Trump's abdomen, jokingly declaring the 'Epstein files' were inside. The host noted that MRIs are typically given when doctors suspect a problem and compared Trump's reassurance to a dubious Airbnb host analogy. Colbert also referenced Trump's past bone spurs claim, quipping that acing the scan meant the bone spurs were gone and joked about Vietnam.
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