"Hello and happy Monday, folks. Hope your fantasy teams won - unless you played me, in which case I hope I smoked you. You're currently reading the words of a man who, for some reason, picked the Pats in his Survivor pool this week. I went 18/18 last year and now I'm out after one (1) game. Go figure. That's enough of the football talk, though."
"I went 18/18 last year and now I'm out after one (1) game. Go figure. That's enough of the football talk, though. In the world of baseball, our Red Sox travel to Sacramento to play the Oakland Athletics (yes, we will dead name them) in game one of a three-game series. First pitch is 10:05 p.m. EST; hope you have your coffee ready to roll."
A greeting mentions Monday and fantasy football results, including a joke about defeating anyone who played against him. A confession follows about picking the Patriots in a Survivor pool, noting an 18/18 record last year and elimination after one game this season. The Red Sox will travel to Sacramento to play the Oakland Athletics in the first game of a three-game series. First pitch is scheduled for 10:05 p.m. EST. Readers are encouraged to have coffee ready and to be kind to each other, closing with the rallying call 'Go Sox.'
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