"I hear Jimmy Kimmel needs a job. He may not currently live in District Four and I'm not sure how soon he can move here. He may have to commute for the first few weeks, until he finds suitable and affordable housing. But the mayor could conditionally offer the position to the just-banned talk show host, if Kimmel promises to fly into the city at least once a week for a Board of Supervisors meetings."
"Committee meetings and hearings might be attended via Zoom; Kimmel is, after all, a veteran of small-screen entertainment. He might even be asked to serve as host of some proceedings, with special guests bringing their insights and tips to city residents. The ratings for the board meetings would rise. The offer to Kimmel, whether accepted or not, would let the rest of the country know San Francisco doesn't object to a comedian saying: "We hit some new lows over the weekend with the MAGA gang"
Recommend offering the District Four supervisor seat to Jimmy Kimmel, conditionally allowing an initial commute while he secures suitable, affordable housing. Require Kimmel to attend Board of Supervisors meetings in person at least once per week while allowing committee meetings and hearings via Zoom. Propose additional duties such as hosting proceedings with special guests to engage residents and increase meeting viewership. Suggest Stephen Colbert as an alternative, and local progressive Tom Ammiano as a ready-to-move option. Frame the appointment as a defense of free speech and diverse, humor-infused civic engagement.
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