Clinicians must reclaim a healer role as patients increasingly bypass traditional medicine for A.I., telehealth, supplements, and wellness influencers.
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AI diagnostic outputs arise from statistical pattern-matching rather than genuine medical reasoning, reducing reliability when clinical scenarios deviate from training patterns.