#safeway

#safeway

"Who are you to tell me what I'm allowed and not allowed? You're an uneducated dirty monkey," she snapped, her thick accent drawing speculation online about where she might be from.

Smart & Final has tendered an offer to lease the vacant Fillmore Safeway space, but the deal's acceptance remains uncertain as other grocers may join the fray.

Anyone-whether single or part of a blossoming polycule-who's begrudgingly sworn their fingers off app-swiping can be found at the Safeway. Otherwise known as Dateway for its inexplicably high number of relationship success stories, there's nowhere better in the city for a cart-bumping meet-cute than down the aisles of this big-box grocery store.

Safeway has announced the definitive closure of its Fillmore location on February 7, after blaming rampant theft and highlighting its efforts to remain open for an extended transition period.