#kardashian

#kardashian

I had mine all planned out. The piece: the bush is back! A 3,000-word essay about the quiet reclamation of pubic hair in all its unruly glory, replete with hair-raising puns befitting a story of such campy defiance. But I must face the fact that I may never get to write this piece. Why? Because Kim Kardashian and her underwear brand Skims have ruined it, with the sale of a faux pubic hair thong called the Ultimate Bush.

"It might sound funny, but this was armed robbery, violence, and bondage. It's serious regardless of the age of the accused," said the lawyer for the doorman.