Possibly the greatest line in the whole book, to my mind, is you say you can't remember if you slept with Warren Beatty. Now, I don't think anyone has ever written that line in the history of sex, or Hollywood, or anything.
"The best investment we've ever made is our mattress," Brolin said during an appearance on the "Today" show. "And don't misunderstand me. We're both lazy. We love to sleep late."