I get that you're not worried about money, but even beyond the principle, consider the time and ick factor. It's not about punishing him for his behavior. We're talking natural consequences-drunk or not, if you destroy someone's furniture, you should probably offer to fix the problem. Unfortunately, he might not even recall peeing on your couch (a phrase I never expected to write in a money column, but here we are) so the responsibility is on you and your wife to bring it up.
"I feel embarrassed, ashamed when I see it," Guardiola said. "I don't like it. I apologised after one second to the cameraman. "I am who I am. After 1,000 games I'm not a perfect person, I make huge mistakes. It's not about that. What is for sure, I defend any team and my club, that's for sure. The reason why is I want to defend my team and my club."
I have been in recovery for alcohol addiction for almost 31 years. Needless to say, my life is wonderful and so good compared with those years when I was active in my addiction. Recently I was with someone who knew me before recovery. In a room with people who really didn't know me very well, she told the story about how I was drunk, in a blackout and stole something from someone.
"B----ing about a ball not being called a strike to the umpire when it's clearly below the zone and away is disrespectful not only to the umpire but the hitter as well," Pham wrote, via X/Twitter. "So like I said when I flipped the bat, f--- him ... dude has two years in the show. I know the zone."
Consider ways your husband might react to being asked about this used condom. If there's any risk of violence, let a trusted person know what's about to happen.