Stepping foot onto the flagship of the mega-corporation Auntie's Choice is seeing the horrors of capitalism laid bare - robots dart in your direction, in a cacophony of blaring advertisements, and burning your retinas with blazing neon lights. It was one of the most overwhelming moments I've had in a game in years, and then it dawned on me - this is really just a physical manifestation of going to a website and being frustratedly met with a dozen pop-up ads for cars, diapers, and mushroom coffee.
The Moon Man Couch-Panion is three feet tall and includes a popcorn bucket holder in its head, weird stress-ball squishy hands, and straps designed to hold a TV remote and an Xbox Wireless Controller. It's also got a creepy face that only a nightmare could love. And while these Couch-Panions aren't going to heading to stores, fans will get their chance to win one.