fromwww.theguardian.com
6 days agoTim Dowling: the dung men are here. The tortoise is out. Surely it's not spring already
I am in the kitchen watching the dog and the cat fight when the tortoise suddenly appears. Or to put it another way: I watched the dog and the cat fight for a while, until it became tiresome; the next time I looked up possibly 15 minutes later the tortoise was also there. That's what I mean by suddenly. In real terms, the tortoise doesn't do anything suddenly.
Pets



.jpeg?width=1200&auto=webp&quality=75)